lord-dedrick:

screamingdogpoop:

kyleehenke:

fadeintocase:

yeah

I got 1/3 of the way through this before reblogging

i love this so much

i lost it at i cosplay shit

sparklefap:

i just sent my somewhat-drunk boyfriend a picture

he was like “wow you look pretty good”

it was a brownie

i sent him a picture of a brownie

fake-mermaid:

sarcastic-snowflake:

these keep getting better

HOW DO YOU MAKE THESE

tsotchke:

butterpopsicle:

Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls

Wake up America

i hate this website

catmitzvah:

MAYBE ONE DAY ILL TAKE CAPS LOCK OFF BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY

malekith:

malekith:

malekith:

oh my god i dont have a gag reflex

update i just stuck a fork down my throat and nothing happened its official im going to be a prostitute this is the only way to utilize these skills

update my mother just walked in on me trying to shove the remote down my throat

christofercringlefucker:

brailleoperatic:

Because let’s be honest, everyone is Carlos.

Take a shot everytime someone reboots without noticing its actually homestuck.

brainbowunicorn:

lady-tromboss:

imagine getting married

after many months of planning, you’re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and your family

and every single person in that room over age 10 knows you’re getting laid tonight

this was beautiful